too tired to stir
you really need it badly
both coffee and sleep
Archive for the Random Haiku Category
Where am I?
Posted in Random Haiku with tags caffeine, coffee, haiku, killing it, sleepy, tired, zombie balloons on January 19, 2012 by impliedmortalityomg…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags dingleberry, fml, lol, omg, wtf on November 11, 2011 by impliedmortality
omg. so bored.
still busy too, wtf?
fm-lol
Broke a rib…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags baseball, broken rib, don''t sneeze, ouch on August 12, 2011 by impliedmortality
a broken rib is
a hell of a painful thing
still going to play though
Free-doh!
Posted in Politics, Random Haiku with tags 4th ammendment, facist, fear monger, make believe, police state, security theater, tsa on July 6, 2011 by impliedmortality
the TSA is
afraid of implanted bombs
screeners now surgeons
We’re no strangers to love…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags chuck norris, haiku, meme, QR Code, rick astley, rick roll on May 12, 2011 by impliedmortality
never gonna give
you up, never gonna let
this awesome meme die
Got Wood…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags ed, haiku, stiffy, viagra, wood on March 2, 2011 by impliedmortality
if it’s not that hard
then viagra can help ya’
now that is simple
hammer dulcimer
Posted in Random Haiku with tags bad ass, haiku, hammer dulcimer, rock out, rockstar on February 22, 2011 by impliedmortality
in all my travels
i’ve never met a bad ass
dulcimer player
Sleep Deprivation…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags brain drain, drugs, mind altering, sleep deprivation on February 8, 2011 by impliedmortality
who needs to buy drugs
just stay awake all night long
it will fry your brain
Gas Pumpin’ Beats…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags beats, dancin at the pump, disco stew, gas pump, house, rock n gas, techno on January 25, 2011 by impliedmortality
ever notice how
the gas pump beats sound kind of
like techno? lets jam
