big foot is a bear
with two badly injured paws
walking standing up
Archive for the Random Haiku Category
It’s a bigfoot…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags bear, bigfoot, dont be messin with sasquatch, hoax, mystery solved, sasquatch, yeti on March 17, 2010 by impliedmortalityCartoon Wisdom…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags bam, cartoon, death, family guy, implied mortality, inevitability, stewie griffin, wisdom on February 22, 2010 by impliedmortality
is stewie griffin
a loyal IM reader
or just a smart cat
“The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.”
-Stewie Griffin (in an Amsterdam hash bar)
Cheers…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags cheers, closing, know your name, miss it, sad on January 29, 2010 by impliedmortality
it is a sad day
the last hoorah at cheers
i will miss that place
Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn’t you like to get away?
Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name,
and they’re always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows
Your name.
You wanna go where people know,
people are all the same,
You wanna go where everybody knows
your name.
- Where Everybody Knows Your Name by Gary Portnoy and Judy Hart Angelo -
Say it…
Posted in Philosophy, Random Haiku with tags freedom of speach, Politics, supreme court, the first amendment on January 23, 2010 by impliedmortality
the freedom of speech
is the best-est amendment
for a good reason
2010…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags 2010, bowling, great start, happy new year, new years on January 4, 2010 by impliedmortality
two thousand and ten
got off to a real great start
should be a fun year
Lasagna…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags good, holiday, lasagna on December 20, 2009 by impliedmortality
lasagna is good
and i know this to be true
because i cooked so
30 on the 30th…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags 30th birthday, fleeting, haiku, immature, immaturity, oldness, youth on November 30, 2009 by impliedmortality
while youth is fleeting
immature is forever
so i still have that
Sick Boy…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags drama, dying, goodbye, h1n1, haiku, pig flu, swine flu on November 17, 2009 by impliedmortality
is it the pig flu
i am probably dying
goodbye cruel cruel world
Neat…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags back massage, bentley, boss, lumbar support, neat, shit on November 11, 2009 by impliedmortality
my bosses car had
seats with built in back massage
now ain’t that some shit
Slacking Off…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags crazy, haiku, slacker, work on November 10, 2009 by impliedmortality
been slacking on posts
but work has been real crazy
hope this one will do
