Archive for the Random Haiku Category

Halloween Warning…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , on October 22, 2009 by impliedmortality

hoppy-sloppy-halloween-425

halloween is fun
but don’t you over do it
or you might yack too

Offfice Boredom…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , on October 21, 2009 by impliedmortality

oh god i am bored
what can i do to fill time
how about write this

Shitty Haiku…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , on October 15, 2009 by impliedmortality

toilet

sometimes you just sit
and the world becomes better
call it profound poo

Going to California…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , on October 8, 2009 by impliedmortality

emscalihaiku

Cali lends itself
To drinks and losing your way
Google maps on phone?

*contributed by guest author ‘Emily’

Motivation…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , on September 25, 2009 by impliedmortality

where do i find it
cause i need some more right now
come to far to quit

Goodbye…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , on September 23, 2009 by impliedmortality

did i say goodbye
or was it see ya later
i cannot recall

Bye Dad…

Posted in Random Haiku on September 4, 2009 by impliedmortality

my dad died last week
talk about a real bad week
at least i was there

Antidisestablishmentarianism…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , , on August 19, 2009 by impliedmortality

my favorite word
is very very very very very long
and its fun to spell

Culvers…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , on August 14, 2009 by impliedmortality

a sourdough melt
is a pretty good lunch food
but its quite greasey

August 13, 2004…

Posted in Philosophy, Random Haiku with tags , , , on August 10, 2009 by impliedmortality

it’s been five years now
and i still miss him a lot
it’s a real sad week

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