Implied Mortality

What would Atlas do?

impliedmortality — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 05:24:43 +0000

Atlas Shrugged like wow;
zen and the art of railroad
maintenance. Get it.

First they came for the…

impliedmortality — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 23:39:09 +0000

First they came for the spammers,
and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a spammer.
Then they came for the file sharers,
and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a file sharer.
Then they came for the Anons,
and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t an Anon.
Then they came for Internet
and there was no one left to speak out for me.

Where am I?

impliedmortality — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 18:04:04 +0000

too tired to stir
you really need it badly
both coffee and sleep

Humor

impliedmortality — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 00:27:21 +0000

omg…

impliedmortality — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 22:29:42 +0000

omg. so bored.
still busy too, wtf?
fm-lol

Hippycrits Among Us…

impliedmortality — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 19:37:59 +0000

Hippycrit: noun \ˈhip-ee-ˌkrit\

A person who puts on a false appearance of fiscal deficiency whilst tweeting from their brand new iPhone 4s.

A person who can afford the lastest over priced gadget but can’t pay their debt.

Broke a rib…

impliedmortality — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 14:49:45 +0000

a broken rib is
a hell of a painful thing
still going to play though

Free-doh!

impliedmortality — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 19:15:31 +0000

the TSA is
afraid of implanted bombs
screeners now surgeons

We’re no strangers to love…

impliedmortality — Thu, 12 May 2011 23:02:43 +0000

never gonna give
you up, never gonna let
this awesome meme die

Masters of the Universe

impliedmortality — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 20:49:09 +0000

Me: I think I just invented a new religion myth based on He-Man…look out Mormon’s, there’s a new crazy in town.

CW: The world needs the wisdom and righteousness of He-Man

Me: Masters of the universe are we my loyal disciples. Send me $20 and unto you the lord He shall bestow glory. Amen.

CW: Maketh not small cheap plastic idols of me or my mountain volcano play-set.

Me: *unlicensed small cheap plastic idols. Think of the merchandising…

CW: Ahh yeah…render only unto Mattel and its subsidiaries.

Me: WhitAck Global Corp.

Me: Patent Pending…in fact, you should probably have *** sign an NDA

CW: And a non-compete for when she’s 15 and wishes I was dead

Me: Ok, I’ll have legal draw up some papers and have them delivered by carrier pigeon (WhitAck Global communicates exclusively by pigeon for security. It limits our opportunities somewhat).

CW: Pigeons for now until we make our first billion or so, then it’s hell-fire armed recon drones.

Me: Freakin’ Sweet! “Hey, shoot me a hell-fire armed recon drone message about our power lunch tomorrow.” will be heard in the office halls and around water coolers.

CW: HaHa, yes! Strike fear into the underlings with heavy weaponry.

Me: “I’m sorry Tod, but you’re Hell-Fired!”

–brief tangent involving Groupon–

Me: He-Man church will have a 5% off your Tithe Groupon
Me: WhitAck Global will have a $5 off your religious figurine Groupon.

CW: Free trucker hat with every fifth conversion!

Me: Heaven on sale this week only!

CW: Hell-Fire missled fired into the competing shrine of your choice.

Me: Bring an impressionable friend, 2 for 1 raffle tickets, punch & pie.

CW: We have the framework, we just have to implement it. People will come ray. People will come.

Me: Bring me my carrier pigeon! I wish to correspond!