Archive for haiku

Halloween Warning…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , on October 22, 2009 by impliedmortality

hoppy-sloppy-halloween-425

halloween is fun
but don’t you over do it
or you might yack too

Offfice Boredom…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , on October 21, 2009 by impliedmortality

oh god i am bored
what can i do to fill time
how about write this

Shitty Haiku…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , on October 15, 2009 by impliedmortality

toilet

sometimes you just sit
and the world becomes better
call it profound poo

Motivation…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , on September 25, 2009 by impliedmortality

where do i find it
cause i need some more right now
come to far to quit

Goodbye…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , on September 23, 2009 by impliedmortality

did i say goodbye
or was it see ya later
i cannot recall

Culvers…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , on August 14, 2009 by impliedmortality

a sourdough melt
is a pretty good lunch food
but its quite greasey

Aristocrats…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , on July 13, 2009 by impliedmortality

Aristocrat Haiku Napkin

poop pee cum and blood
all sound like a lot of fun
the aristocrats

*contributed by guest author ‘Fly’

Night Shift Ride Along…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , on May 26, 2009 by impliedmortality

night time ride along
but not with these guys tho
they don’t have the guns

Injury…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , , on May 6, 2009 by impliedmortality

it may hurt now but
it will heal so stop crying
cause chicks dig scars

Mondays…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , on January 19, 2009 by impliedmortality

i don’t like monday
it’s a bad day of the week
no bad monday, no

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