Archive for October, 2009

Muck Fichigan!

Posted in Restroom Reviews with tags , , , on October 5, 2009 by impliedmortality

Average Joe’s – Worthington, OH – 4 out of 5 urinal cakes

As you may have guessed this bathroom got high marks for their creative placement of the Michigan logo, which you can’t help but piss all over each and every time you go to recycle your fresh bud light. In addition (and if memory serves) the facilities were as clean as can be expected of a place that pours light beer for single 20-somethings, so that’s good. Be sure to play grab-ass with the Woody Hayes statue on your way out, its a sign of respect.

Average Joe's Giving Michigan the What-For

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Welcome to the Restroom Reviews

Posted in Restroom Reviews with tags , , on October 5, 2009 by impliedmortality

More for my own amusement than any actual redeeming reason I’ll be randomly reviewing the bathrooms of various bars, restaurants and venues I visit. As a general rule I will be intoxicated when assessing these and will not be keeping notes so all comments contained in this category will be purely from my alcohol impaired memory. Photo’s will be provided in most cases though I don’t intend to get my face kicked in because some drunk dude thinks I was interested in his naughty bits.

Enjoy!