the TSA is
afraid of implanted bombs
screeners now surgeons
Archive for the Random Haiku Category
Free-doh!
Posted in Politics, Random Haiku with tags 4th ammendment, facist, fear monger, make believe, police state, security theater, tsa on July 6, 2011 by impliedmortalityWe’re no strangers to love…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags chuck norris, haiku, meme, QR Code, rick astley, rick roll on May 12, 2011 by impliedmortality
never gonna give
you up, never gonna let
this awesome meme die
Got Wood…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags ed, haiku, stiffy, viagra, wood on March 2, 2011 by impliedmortality
if it’s not that hard
then viagra can help ya’
now that is simple
hammer dulcimer
Posted in Random Haiku with tags bad ass, haiku, hammer dulcimer, rock out, rockstar on February 22, 2011 by impliedmortality
in all my travels
i’ve never met a bad ass
dulcimer player
Sleep Deprivation…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags brain drain, drugs, mind altering, sleep deprivation on February 8, 2011 by impliedmortality
who needs to buy drugs
just stay awake all night long
it will fry your brain
Gas Pumpin’ Beats…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags beats, dancin at the pump, disco stew, gas pump, house, rock n gas, techno on January 25, 2011 by impliedmortality
ever notice how
the gas pump beats sound kind of
like techno? lets jam
Tuesday….
Posted in Random Haiku with tags bored, haiku, tuesday, weekday on January 4, 2011 by impliedmortality
tuesday oh tuesday
how can you be just day two
instead of day three
Freedom of the press in the United States is protected by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution.
Posted in Random Haiku with tags big brother, censorship, cheat, corrupt, first amendment, hypocritical, lie, rob, steal, us government on December 8, 2010 by impliedmortality
government is not
allowed to censor the press
but they are doing it
Old Schoolin’
Posted in Random Haiku with tags drifter, here i go again, old school, whitesnake on November 15, 2010 by impliedmortality
here i go again
on my own, down the same road
like a damn drifter
Cash for Gold…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags cash4gold, currency, dollar, farce, federal bank, gold standard, retard, scam, wheres the line between being dumb and being lazy, yep. on October 24, 2010 by impliedmortality
give me your money
so that i can give you less
shit, check the value
Implied Mortality 