Archive for November, 2009

30 on the 30th…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , , , on November 30, 2009 by impliedmortality

while youth is fleeting
immature is forever
so i still have that

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Sick Boy…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , , , on November 17, 2009 by impliedmortality

is it the pig flu
i am probably dying
goodbye cruel cruel world

Rosie McCaffrey’s

Posted in Restroom Reviews with tags , , on November 12, 2009 by impliedmortality

Rosie McCaffrey’s – Phoenix, AZ – 2.5 of 5 urinal cakes.

This pissa represents 80% of the mens rooms I’ve visited. It’s clean (enough), they have running water and tiled floors. Pee here and behold the hands free flush, truly a modern marvel. One time I had to help a woman out from under her motorcycle while I was leaving this pub. I’m pretty sure she drove the bike away, I advised against that.

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Neat…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , , on November 11, 2009 by impliedmortality

bentley

my bosses car had
seats with built in back massage
now ain’t that some shit

Slacking Off…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , on November 10, 2009 by impliedmortality

new-slacker-jack

been slacking on posts
but work has been real crazy
hope this one will do