while youth is fleeting
immature is forever
so i still have that
Archive for November, 2009
30 on the 30th…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags 30th birthday, fleeting, haiku, immature, immaturity, oldness, youth on November 30, 2009 by impliedmortalitySick Boy…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags drama, dying, goodbye, h1n1, haiku, pig flu, swine flu on November 17, 2009 by impliedmortality
is it the pig flu
i am probably dying
goodbye cruel cruel world
Rosie McCaffrey’s
Posted in Restroom Reviews with tags pissa, rosies, urinal on November 12, 2009 by impliedmortalityRosie McCaffrey’s – Phoenix, AZ – 2.5 of 5 urinal cakes.
This pissa represents 80% of the mens rooms I’ve visited. It’s clean (enough), they have running water and tiled floors. Pee here and behold the hands free flush, truly a modern marvel. One time I had to help a woman out from under her motorcycle while I was leaving this pub. I’m pretty sure she drove the bike away, I advised against that.
Neat…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags back massage, bentley, boss, lumbar support, neat, shit on November 11, 2009 by impliedmortality
my bosses car had
seats with built in back massage
now ain’t that some shit
Slacking Off…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags crazy, haiku, slacker, work on November 10, 2009 by impliedmortality
been slacking on posts
but work has been real crazy
hope this one will do
Implied Mortality 