Archive for February, 2009

Verizon…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , , , , on February 19, 2009 by impliedmortality

charge customers lots
unless they are the new kind
might be time to switch

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Bud Selig’s a Jackass…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , , , , , , on February 12, 2009 by impliedmortality

who shamed what jackass
fuck-tard lying sack of pig crap
you knew all along

Jerk…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , , on February 11, 2009 by impliedmortality

when you make a film
it should always be so good
cause i like to laugh

Nachos…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , on February 2, 2009 by impliedmortality

i could use a snack
how about some of those chips
ok, but drown them