Archive for the Random Haiku Category

The other, other white meat

Posted in Random Haiku on August 2, 2016 by impliedmortality

We had a baby

We named the baby Calvin

And got a tiger

Carku

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , on July 31, 2014 by impliedmortality

thisacar

it’s been quite some time

do you, do you still haiku

yes, i do haiku

It’s a bird…a plane…a shooting star…wait, what the fuck is it?

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , on June 24, 2013 by impliedmortality

astro_horizon

when you watch the stars
sometimes you see something else
like the space station






It’s hella-cool, try it.
http://spotthestation.nasa.gov/

Posted in Politics, Random Haiku with tags , , , , , , , , , on June 13, 2013 by impliedmortality

NSA-Prism

what sort of dumb fuck
thinks shit can be kept secret
nixon ring a bell?

Suck it Mayan Quitters

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , , , on January 4, 2013 by impliedmortality

Dude you have a blog?
You should like, post a haiku!
Oh shit. You just did.

Call me Haiku…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , , on August 2, 2012 by impliedmortality

hey i’m a haiku
and perhaps this is crazy
but read me maybe?

What would Atlas do?

Posted in Philosophy, Random Haiku with tags , , , , , on March 30, 2012 by impliedmortality

Atlas Shrugged like wow;
zen and the art of railroad
maintenance. Get it.