We had a baby
We named the baby Calvin
And got a tiger
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Carku
Posted in Random Haiku with tags haiku, i do, i do too, radom, this is a car on July 31, 2014 by impliedmortality
it’s been quite some time
do you, do you still haiku
yes, i do haiku
It’s a bird…a plane…a shooting star…wait, what the fuck is it?
Posted in Random Haiku with tags nasa, space station, star gazing on June 24, 2013 by impliedmortality
when you watch the stars
sometimes you see something else
like the space station
It’s hella-cool, try it.
http://spotthestation.nasa.gov/
Posted in Politics, Random Haiku with tags 4th ammendment, domestic spying, due process, impeach those fuckers, kgb, mccarthyism, nixon, nsa, prism, stazi on June 13, 2013 by impliedmortality
what sort of dumb fuck
thinks shit can be kept secret
nixon ring a bell?
Suck it Mayan Quitters
Posted in Random Haiku with tags #epichashtag, 2013, apocolypse, chicken marsala, haiku, mayan, suck on January 4, 2013 by impliedmortalityDude you have a blog?
You should like, post a haiku!
Oh shit. You just did.
Call me Haiku…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags call me crazy, call me maybe, decoy steve, don't fucking call me, haiku, peanutbutter on August 2, 2012 by impliedmortality
hey i’m a haiku
and perhaps this is crazy
but read me maybe?
What would Atlas do?
Posted in Philosophy, Random Haiku with tags atlas shrugged, hiku, laissez-faire, milkshake, wwad, zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance on March 30, 2012 by impliedmortality
Atlas Shrugged like wow;
zen and the art of railroad
maintenance. Get it.
Where am I?
Posted in Random Haiku with tags caffeine, coffee, haiku, killing it, sleepy, tired, zombie balloons on January 19, 2012 by impliedmortality
too tired to stir
you really need it badly
both coffee and sleep
omg…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags dingleberry, fml, lol, omg, wtf on November 11, 2011 by impliedmortality
omg. so bored.
still busy too, wtf?
fm-lol
Broke a rib…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags baseball, broken rib, don''t sneeze, ouch on August 12, 2011 by impliedmortality
a broken rib is
a hell of a painful thing
still going to play though
Implied Mortality 