Archive for the Random Haiku Category

2010…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , on January 4, 2010 by impliedmortality

two thousand and ten
got off to a real great start
should be a fun year

Lasagna…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , on December 20, 2009 by impliedmortality

lasagna is good
and i know this to be true
because i cooked so

30 on the 30th…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , , , on November 30, 2009 by impliedmortality

while youth is fleeting
immature is forever
so i still have that

Sick Boy…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , , , on November 17, 2009 by impliedmortality

is it the pig flu
i am probably dying
goodbye cruel cruel world

Neat…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , , on November 11, 2009 by impliedmortality

bentley

my bosses car had
seats with built in back massage
now ain’t that some shit

Slacking Off…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , on November 10, 2009 by impliedmortality

new-slacker-jack

been slacking on posts
but work has been real crazy
hope this one will do

Halloween Warning…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , on October 22, 2009 by impliedmortality

hoppy-sloppy-halloween-425

halloween is fun
but don’t you over do it
or you might yack too

Offfice Boredom…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , on October 21, 2009 by impliedmortality

oh god i am bored
what can i do to fill time
how about write this

Shitty Haiku…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , on October 15, 2009 by impliedmortality

toilet

sometimes you just sit
and the world becomes better
call it profound poo

Going to California…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , on October 8, 2009 by impliedmortality

emscalihaiku

Cali lends itself
To drinks and losing your way
Google maps on phone?

*contributed by guest author ‘Emily’