Archive for the Random Haiku Category

Motivation…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , on September 25, 2009 by impliedmortality

where do i find it
cause i need some more right now
come to far to quit

Goodbye…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , on September 23, 2009 by impliedmortality

did i say goodbye
or was it see ya later
i cannot recall

Bye Dad…

Posted in Random Haiku on September 4, 2009 by impliedmortality

my dad died last week
talk about a real bad week
at least i was there

Antidisestablishmentarianism…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , , on August 19, 2009 by impliedmortality

my favorite word
is very very very very very long
and its fun to spell

Culvers…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , on August 14, 2009 by impliedmortality

a sourdough melt
is a pretty good lunch food
but its quite greasey

August 13, 2004…

Posted in Philosophy, Random Haiku with tags , , , on August 10, 2009 by impliedmortality

it’s been five years now
and i still miss him a lot
it’s a real sad week

Huey Lewis…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , on August 5, 2009 by impliedmortality

the power of love
is the heart of rock and roll
and its the new drug

One Giant Step…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , , , , , , , on July 20, 2009 by impliedmortality

if you believe that
the moon landing was faked
you are a retard

*a rare double feature*

took one giant step
to the next great put put course
time to start building

Hugh…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , , on July 18, 2009 by impliedmortality

hugh hefner is deaf
he has been for twenty years
how else could this be

Aristocrats…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , on July 13, 2009 by impliedmortality

Aristocrat Haiku Napkin

poop pee cum and blood
all sound like a lot of fun
the aristocrats

*contributed by guest author ‘Fly’