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Posted in Random Haiku with tags ax, chop, haiku, hero, superhero, wood on January 6, 2009 by impliedmortality

chopping wood is fun
if you’re a super hero
with a battle ax

Posted in Random Haiku with tags bitch, haiku, something, wisdom, wise on December 30, 2008 by impliedmortality

a wise man once said
something something something else
who is wise now bitch

Posted in Random Haiku with tags haiku, swan, tv on December 24, 2008 by impliedmortality

a swan ain’t so smart
flyin’ and floatin’ all day
what about t.v

Posted in Random Haiku with tags glitter, haiku, magic, Unicorn on December 22, 2008 by impliedmortality

have you seen one yet
they say they are magical
and they fart glitter

Posted in Random Haiku with tags beer, cheers, haiku, pool on December 20, 2008 by impliedmortality

cheers1

this bud is for you
but this one is just for me
want to play some pool?

Posted in Random Haiku with tags gravy, gravy boat, haiku on December 19, 2008 by impliedmortality

pass the gravy please
it’s sailing away from me
the turkey is dry

Posted in Random Haiku with tags exercise, haiku, running on December 18, 2008 by impliedmortality

run to the corner
and then run right straight back home
what a waste of time