Archive for haiku

30 on the 30th…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , , , on November 30, 2009 by impliedmortality

while youth is fleeting
immature is forever
so i still have that

Sick Boy…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , , , on November 17, 2009 by impliedmortality

is it the pig flu
i am probably dying
goodbye cruel cruel world

Slacking Off…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , on November 10, 2009 by impliedmortality

new-slacker-jack

been slacking on posts
but work has been real crazy
hope this one will do

Halloween Warning…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , on October 22, 2009 by impliedmortality

hoppy-sloppy-halloween-425

halloween is fun
but don’t you over do it
or you might yack too

Offfice Boredom…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , on October 21, 2009 by impliedmortality

oh god i am bored
what can i do to fill time
how about write this

Shitty Haiku…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , on October 15, 2009 by impliedmortality

toilet

sometimes you just sit
and the world becomes better
call it profound poo

Motivation…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , on September 25, 2009 by impliedmortality

where do i find it
cause i need some more right now
come to far to quit

Goodbye…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , on September 23, 2009 by impliedmortality

did i say goodbye
or was it see ya later
i cannot recall

Culvers…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , on August 14, 2009 by impliedmortality

a sourdough melt
is a pretty good lunch food
but its quite greasey

Aristocrats…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , on July 13, 2009 by impliedmortality

Aristocrat Haiku Napkin

poop pee cum and blood
all sound like a lot of fun
the aristocrats

*contributed by guest author ‘Fly’