Archive for October 5, 2009

Bullet Proof Urinals

Posted in Restroom Reviews with tags , , on October 5, 2009 by impliedmortality

Steeles – Port Angeles, WA – 2 out of 5 urinal cakes

Not that you would need to see the urinal to know this but people get into fights at this bar. They get drunk and rowdy and (I suspect) tend to treat the facilities (and other bar patrons who had the audacity to commit some perceived injustice) like a punching bag…

Which would explain this over grown tuna can bolted to the wall. While it is unquestionably unique it remains ugly all the same, and it was certainly the highlight of the indoor outhouse.

Dare you to try and break it!

Muck Fichigan!

Posted in Restroom Reviews with tags , , , on October 5, 2009 by impliedmortality

Average Joe’s – Worthington, OH – 4 out of 5 urinal cakes

As you may have guessed this bathroom got high marks for their creative placement of the Michigan logo, which you can’t help but piss all over each and every time you go to recycle your fresh bud light. In addition (and if memory serves) the facilities were as clean as can be expected of a place that pours light beer for single 20-somethings, so that’s good. Be sure to play grab-ass with the Woody Hayes statue on your way out, its a sign of respect.

Average Joe's Giving Michigan the What-For

Welcome to the Restroom Reviews

Posted in Restroom Reviews with tags , , on October 5, 2009 by impliedmortality

More for my own amusement than any actual redeeming reason I’ll be randomly reviewing the bathrooms of various bars, restaurants and venues I visit. As a general rule I will be intoxicated when assessing these and will not be keeping notes so all comments contained in this category will be purely from my alcohol impaired memory. Photo’s will be provided in most cases though I don’t intend to get my face kicked in because some drunk dude thinks I was interested in his naughty bits.

Enjoy!