Archive for the Random Haiku Category

Shooting Stars…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , on August 13, 2010 by impliedmortality

a shooting star is
an amazing thing to see
glad i took the time

Life…

Posted in Philosophy, Random Haiku with tags , , on June 22, 2010 by impliedmortality

I wish that I could
spend more time in the act of
less saying bye to

29…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , on May 22, 2010 by impliedmortality

he would be twenty nine
if not for that god damned tree
i still miss you greg

So tired…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , on May 13, 2010 by impliedmortality

i am so damn tired
that i can’t count to seven
to write this haiku

Miserable…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , on April 29, 2010 by impliedmortality

it is odd to cry
i don’t feel any better
what the fucking fuck

Random Crap…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , on April 13, 2010 by impliedmortality

this is random crap
serves no specific purpose
just like this haiku

It’s a bigfoot…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , , , on March 17, 2010 by impliedmortality

big foot is a bear
with two badly injured paws
walking standing up

Cartoon Wisdom…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , , , , on February 22, 2010 by impliedmortality

is stewie griffin
a loyal IM reader
or just a smart cat

“The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.”
-Stewie Griffin (in an Amsterdam hash bar)

Cheers…

Posted in Random Haiku with tags , , , , on January 29, 2010 by impliedmortality

it is a sad day
the last hoorah at cheers
i will miss that place

Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.

Wouldn’t you like to get away?

Sometimes you want to go

Where everybody knows your name,
and they’re always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows
Your name.

You wanna go where people know,
people are all the same,
You wanna go where everybody knows
your name.

– Where Everybody Knows Your Name by Gary Portnoy and Judy Hart Angelo –

Say it…

Posted in Philosophy, Random Haiku with tags , , , on January 23, 2010 by impliedmortality

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