night time ride along
but not with these guys tho
they don’t have the guns
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Night Shift Ride Along…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags guns, haiku, nigh shift, police, ride along on May 26, 2009 by impliedmortalityInjury…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags chicks, crying, haiku, injury, pain, scars on May 6, 2009 by impliedmortality
it may hurt now but
it will heal so stop crying
cause chicks dig scars
Play Ball…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags baseball, batting, hit, physics, see on April 10, 2009 by impliedmortality
see the ball, hit it
don’t try to do physics
when you are batting
Burnout…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags burnout, crazy, lose, mind, needs, vacation on April 2, 2009 by impliedmortality
it’s time for vaca
before i lose my l’il mind
i think i’ll need it
Verizon…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags at&t, blackberry, customer retention, early termination, introductory rates, over charge, subsidized phone, verizon on February 19, 2009 by impliedmortality
charge customers lots
unless they are the new kind
might be time to switch
Bud Selig’s a Jackass…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags a-rod, baseball, bud selig, commissioner, jackass, liar, mlb, pig crap, selig, steroids on February 12, 2009 by impliedmortality
who shamed what jackass
fuck-tard lying sack of pig crap
you knew all along
Jerk…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags film, funny, jerk, laugh, movie, the jerk on February 11, 2009 by impliedmortality
when you make a film
it should always be so good
cause i like to laugh
Nachos…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags chips, haku, nachos, snacks on February 2, 2009 by impliedmortality
i could use a snack
how about some of those chips
ok, but drown them
Mondays…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags bad, haiku, monday, no on January 19, 2009 by impliedmortality
i don’t like monday
it’s a bad day of the week
no bad monday, no
Row Boats…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags boats, oar, row, row boat on January 14, 2009 by impliedmortality
row row row your boat
but wait where’s the freakin oar
fuck it boats are dumb
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