night time ride along
but not with these guys tho
they don’t have the guns
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Night Shift Ride Along…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags guns, haiku, nigh shift, police, ride along on May 26, 2009 by impliedmortalityInjury…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags chicks, crying, haiku, injury, pain, scars on May 6, 2009 by impliedmortality
it may hurt now but
it will heal so stop crying
cause chicks dig scars
Mondays…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags bad, haiku, monday, no on January 19, 2009 by impliedmortality
i don’t like monday
it’s a bad day of the week
no bad monday, no
Chopping Wood…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags ax, chop, haiku, hero, superhero, wood on January 6, 2009 by impliedmortality
chopping wood is fun
if you’re a super hero
with a battle ax
Wisdom…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags bitch, haiku, something, wisdom, wise on December 30, 2008 by impliedmortality
a wise man once said
something something something else
who is wise now bitch
Swans…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags haiku, swan, tv on December 24, 2008 by impliedmortality
a swan ain’t so smart
flyin’ and floatin’ all day
what about t.v
Unicorns…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags glitter, haiku, magic, Unicorn on December 22, 2008 by impliedmortality
have you seen one yet
they say they are magical
and they fart glitter
Cheers…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags beer, cheers, haiku, pool on December 20, 2008 by impliedmortality
this bud is for you
but this one is just for me
want to play some pool?
Gravy Boats…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags gravy, gravy boat, haiku on December 19, 2008 by impliedmortality
pass the gravy please
it’s sailing away from me
the turkey is dry
Exercise…
Posted in Random Haiku with tags exercise, haiku, running on December 18, 2008 by impliedmortality
run to the corner
and then run right straight back home
what a waste of time
Implied Mortality 